Sorry about that. We didn't intend to let the "cat out of the bag" so soon. But, the poor soul has been waiting so long to tell us all about his dreams. He has been planning this since he was a kid. He's had his robe picked out for years and his crown was made so long ago.
Most would be satisfied to just have a reciting of the oath and a few remarks. Some might even hope for a really large crowd to show up. Others would want their family members to share the stage with him.
But, then there's Donald. He has great and magnificant plans for his coronation. He has invited Russia's Putin, China's Xi Jinping, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, President of Turkey, and possibly other dictators of the world. To date, none have accepted the invitation, though.
Someone has mentioned he has contacted Jerry Jones to see if the Dallas Cowboys Stadium might be available for a week. He's looking for another gigantic crowd. He also asked if the Dallas Cheerleaders would be available.
There will be a free dinner of steaks and lobster for the paying guests. Tickets are $75,000. payable in advance.
A good time is promised to be had . . . by most everyone.
(sarcasm like you ain't never read before)
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