Trump has said that "America's ownership of Greenland is an absolute necessity."
I've always thought that a "King "of one country can't just wake up some morning and say, "I think I want that country over there." At least, not without an invasion, slaughtering of its people and staking out their king on an ice berg and letting him float away. I don't think Trump can just land Air Force One, hop out, order someone to take him to their leader, and tell him he is there to make a declaration that they are now owned by The United States of Trump. That might work in the "Art of the Deal," but it probably won't sit to well with the Kingdom of Denmark.
By the way, he wants control of the Panama Canal, also! He woke up hungry today and is in a "country-grabbin' mood."
Donald Trump is a blow-heart, story-telling, egomaniac with spiders in his brain.
On his throne King Donald sat.
He says he wants a little of that.
And maybe a pinch of some of those,
"Wrap 'em up with pretty bows.
He's in a buying mood they say,
Is the Panama Canal for sale today?
It would make a splendid gift for the wife
("I've wanted that canal-thing all of my life!")
When you're king, you get to jump out of bed in the morning and think of at least two crazy things to "buy" before breakfast.
It's what Kings do, you see.
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