Well Do Tell. . . It's Kash Patel

Kash Patel 

"It is said he sees a conspiracy theory in everything"

I don't need to take a deep dive into this nincompoop's whacky bio to report to you that he is a weirdo from Planet Nine. Reports about his insane conspiracy theories are enough to tell us he has been a buddy of a guy named Trump for far too long!

He has advised the world that on the first day of his job as the new FBI Director, he will clear out the building and make it an FBI museum. On his second day, he will rest for awhile and gaze at the wonderous thing he has done. 

And, like all of the other nominees Trunk has tagged - he has absolutely no experience at doing this job. either! He has a briefcase full of weird ideas, conspiracy theories, and a "Hit List" of about 60 people he wants investigated for various crimes. . . and he wants that done right now!  (maybe he'll call back a couple of agents he has already run off to handle that.)

The bigger question here is this. What is Trump up to? Why did he round up all of these ne're -do-wells for confirmation to high offices? What is he getting out of this - other than fights with the U.S. Senate over whether to confirm or throw out?

 With the likes of  Patel, he is like the fish I caught the last time I went fishing: Too small, too slimy, too much like an eel, too bony to eat, and too damn dangerous to reel in!

It's time for Trump to toss back this weird fish from hell and cast out his line again!