America, how much more can you take of this?

Trump Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

The youngest ever White House Press Secretary, Karoline Leavitt, made her debut today. As the old song goes, "She came right in, sat right down, and man, "did she let her mind roll on!"

The youngster barked out the new laws like a warden facing a new batch on convicts. While it was obvious she wanted all to know she demands respect, the glaring cross necklace place outside of her blouse screamed, "But, I am a Christian!" 

She said there will be new rules in here! The old ways of who got to come here are over. "I have invited people who are not from the boring old media outlets, and I will call on them first." They were seated near the front and to the right of her. And they did, indeed, get the first four questions.

She is opening up all seats to anyone who wants to apply and has proper press credentials. "Even Bloggers from across the nation are invited to apply for a press pass to attend." Lady, my application is in the mail today!

She made a glaring point to indicate that "the plain ol' newsies" may be welcome, but "SHE HAS THE FINAL DECISION on who will get seated."

If an entire skulk of FOXes show up, we'll all then know something's up!

I smell trouble in the Kingdom across the moat, and it is as pungent as a pig sty. The way Trump has been skirting every law he runs into by either changing it or eliminating it, is a pretty good indicitation of how everything else will go.

Or, until our Justice Department grows a spine and finally brings the hammer down on him!  America can't take much more of this.