What kind of Cockamamie Idea is this?

 Help, My Power Is Melting. . . I'm Melting!

Republicans are now questioning Musk's efforts to cut wasteful spending in our Federal Government. He is retreating from the idiotic threat as outlined in his email to federal workers that they must reply withing hours to 'five things they did on their job last week" or resign their job!" 

Pandemonium ensued. Some resigned. Some went home and thought about their future. Some tossed the email in their wastebaskets and kept on working. More than a million answered the email. Meanwhile, the entire country went into a panic, meltdown and drug out their marching gear.

Department chiefs were contacting Trump with one question:  what do we do?  The president told them to use your own discretion. Some told their people to ignore the email. Some said to answer it. Some went across the street to their favorite lounge and had a drink.

Then the word went out from Musk that the "request" was only "voluntary." Then it was revealed that in order not to get fired, more than 1 million had already answered the email.

Today, nearly every office in Washington D.C. has hustled out to buy brooms and are now trying to sweep every piece of evidence of the cockamamie hairbrained idea under the rug!

As of this hour, the deadline to answer the email has passed, the chickens are back in the chicken coup, the department chiefs are on their fifth cocktail, the workers are on their way home, Musk is getting his hind-end chewed-out by Trump, and Trump is in the Oval Office Lunch Room painting the walls with Catsup!

All-in-all, it's been 35 pitiful days of Trump's term of office!

Suppose it's everything he hoped for?

I just can't wait for tomorrow to come!