A Strange War Story

Pictured are the "I ain't heard nothin'" Members of the Trump Cabinet

Trump did, however, send his Cabinet of Junk Drawers and Fools to tell the world about his "Top Secret War Plans" on a rinky-dink unencrypted 1945 Royal Typewriter. A guy named Musk had already confiscated their high-tech communication equipment during  one of his raids in early February.

After a high-level discussion about the war plans, they had a "dry run chat" on how the attack would be carried out. One of the team thought it might be good to add a journalist to the group. They could give the world a bomb-by-bomb report as the strike progresses. 

To make a long story short, someone (not the journalist) spilled the whole story and it was beamed around the world! Now, the entire team of bumpkins are in front of a congressioal committee getting their hineys chewed on as they try to lie their way out of trouble. You see, it's kind of a knee-jerk reaction for Republicans. When they get caught, the first thing to do is lie.

There will, undoubtedly, be more investigations - until the lies finally run out - and then it will go the way such things always go - to the dust bin of history.

Oh, the war?  It is hardly mentioned any more.

And the folks in the committee?  They are hardly mentioned any more, either. Especially by Republicans!