Back In The Day. . .

 Look, Up On The  Tower Roof

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a blimp! No, it's a plane! No, it's a. . . yeah, it's a blimp! and, it's an Alien! Yes, it's  SuperPump! A strange visitor from the planet MAGA who came to Earth with powers and abilities far less than those of moral men. SuperPlump, who can sell tall building in a crooked deal, who can lie faster than a speeding bullet, bend laws in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Donald Kent, insanely careless deal-maker, fights a never-ending battle for unthruths and self-proclaimed injustice. 

Do you remember hearing that spiel on the radio in the 1940s and 1950s? Yeah, well I do!

Back then, he made people feel safe and secure by just being around to give help when it was needed.  The big difference today is, no one is feeling that safe and secure. . . and it's mostly because he is around!

(Okay, I'll get back to my comic books now.)