Petey and Elon's Grand War Plan Adventure

Petey Hegseth

One day, Pete Hegseth, Director of America's Defense Department, decided to invite Elon Musk to travel down the yellow brick road to his giant work place where the world's greatest - and most secret- war room is. It is highly top secret and only a few are invited inside.

This was a special occassion, however, and Petey was anxious to "read him in" about a plan to go to war with (censored)." Petey was so excited as he skipped down the steps to meet Elon. Elon gushed with pride and they met with a big hug and lots of laughter.

Reporters were on hand and their note pads were filled with questions for both giggling gnomes. 

The biggest question was, "Why in the hell is America letting this guy into the largest and most secret war room on the face of the earth? It ranks right up there with Steve Bannon's War Room!  Elon is just a rich guy with no credentials, no security clearances, no known reason to be anywhere near this place, and no reason to be "read in" on a possible plan to go  to war with ((censored)? 

Elon Musk

Musk, in photos taken during the "visit," looked like a wise-ass teenager who is being considered for a special fraternity membership. He was all smiles as he is about to be "read into" the war with (censored). Doesn't get much headier than this, rich boy!

As Elon departed, there were hugs all around on the steps of the five-sided building. 

What was this all about?  Is Richy going to be Petey's assistant, too? Is he going to be a civilian member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff? Is he going to be given a rank of General?

Is Peetey going to have to remove  that damned-awful tatoo that mostly covers his entire front-side?

More questions to come, folks.  I'll keep on it!