They Came From Planet Nine. . .

The Key Stone Cops of 

The Trump Cabinet's "Junk Drawer"

It has been a giant mystery to Americans since Trump slithered into the Oval Office with a list of horribly unqualified Cabinet choices to oversee our top governmental departments.  What was his purpose, other than counting on their loyalty to let the orders actually come from Trump himself?

As I expand the questions of what the hell is happening here, I go from my basic thought that it is just that and nothing more. Today, however, weird and troubling actions begin to make me think there is so much more than just that menacing our entire governmental control center. A South African guy named Elon Musk pops out of Trump's suit case soon after Trump enters the presidency. Musk seems to have been given the job of being Presidential Assistant!

He walks in and out of the Oval Office, wearing a sweater, baseball cap, and other very informal wear and kind of takes over conversations. He is a man with a plan and Trump has either pre-approved it or he doesn't care what happpens. 

However, America has a few million less federal workers than usual, a mysteriously armed and secret band of  hoodlums who evidently have the authority to march into federal building, tell the workers they have been fired, and they have fifteen minutes to empty their desks and get their butts out the door!

These renegades are taking over our government facilities and not so much as a "thank you, suckers." If you want to check in with an actual government official eteo see what's going on, you'll get the answer,  "We're doing it all for you, America!"

Aren't we deserving of a simple answer, such as, "Are we being taken  over by Russia or somebody?"

Is my lunch card no longer any good? Do they allow workers in Russia to ask questions? Will we get to cash-in our 401(k) before we leave...I mean, fifteen minutes isn't very much time?

 I guess not.

More answers to your questions next time.