Selling Our Votes While Selling our Souls

Step Right Up - I'm Buying Votes Today

Another Winner of an Elon Musk $1 Million Check
in Hopes of Buying a Vote

Or, as Elon says, "To advance the Trump Agenda and secure the future of Humanity, we will give you a million dollar check for your vote." 1

18 U.S. Code 597 - Expenditures to influence voting

Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote -shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.     June 25, 1948

Look, I'm no politician, no attorney, nor do I have $330 billion to buy votes. There is, however, one thing that I do have, and that is voting integrity!

I don't have to go to court and let a judge tell me it's a very dirty way to win an election. Trump and his crowd have rules, too: "They're gonna' win, regardless of the rules of law.  There are attorneys and judges for a reason and I'm going to use them to the fullest!"

Musk is a neophyte at politics. Musk has a barn full of $1000 bills stacked to the rafters just for rainy day spending. Trump likes to play with someone else's money. Trump has never known a law that couldn't be bent, stapled or mutilated. They were made for each other!

But in Wisconsin, maybe the voters came out winners and buying votes doesn't quite seem as appealing any more. Trump, however, went back to Mar-a-Lago with the same amount of money he came with. 

Okay, so he went bankrupt five or six times and swindled hundreds of people. Yesterday, I heard on CNN he's back in the "brotherhood of billionaires" again!

If you've got a "time machine,"  we could travel back in time and find Fred Trump about nine months prior to June 14, 1946.  (We could have solved America's problem with just a box of birth control devices.)

Or, maybe not. What do you think?

Calm down, folks

It's just my humorous

stab at sarcasm

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