I have stumbled upon the ultra-secret location of the president's two-holer war room.
I understand he goes there to gather his thoughts about the tariff war he began. He has often referred to this site as where he does his very best thinking. The design affords him a chance to take his good buddy, Elon, with him. Together, they are plotting the overthrow of the country and then come up with blueprints for an autocratic government.
Such a government is a system where absolute and unlimited power is concentrated in the hands of one individual who will make all decisions without any restraints. An exception would be if Donald Trump wanted to help him in some way.
Two-holers are conducive to making such meetings practical. They can conduct their business meeting and conduct their "business" at the same time.
However, the nitwit and the other guy must always remember that the biggest rear-end will always get to use the biggest hole!
When their meeting is adjourned, the rear end will head back to his work of dismantling our government and the other guy will be left to dig a new hole to relocate the war room.
This story was told to me by the Speaker of the House and I have always found him to be truthful - and extremely handy with a shovel.
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