AG Bondi's Retribution Time. . .

Attorney (hee hee)  Gen. . .(hee hee) General (Haw! Haw!) Pam Bondi quickly stepped to the podium and began reading a special bulletin press release. . . It was Bondi's retribution time!

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She was mocking the press, the Democrats, the previous president. his staff, the previous FBI director. . .  and she began naming every single person in the United States who did not vote for Donald Trump. It was her time to shine!

She tried to tell all of those present that Abrego Garcia was a bad, bad man. Everyone told her she made a mistake when she deported him, but she knew he was a terrible, nasty, man. He was deported but she got him back to stand trial here in America for horrible, nasty crimes. I was right. He should have been deported. I was right!  I knew I was right, dammit!

Reporter:  "When did you find all of those charges against him?

Bondi:  "Well, we dug deep and found them - recently.  

Reporter: You mean right after the whole country proved you and Trump made a mistake deporting Garcia?

Bondi: The Biden bunch should have done it. Everyone working for Biden just let Garcie get away with it, but Donald Trump and me took care of business and that terrible man, Garcia, is gonna' spend a long time in prison - or worse! I was right. He needed to be deported. Now that we've dug up something on him, we're bringing him back here for trial. We did a good and just job. Biden didn't, but Donald Trump and me did a good job. Yes sir!"

Bondi: "No more questions."

Bondi: "You can all go home now"

Bondi:  "Bye."

All of the reporters stood silent and frozen in place - What the hell just happened here?

(Some of the quotes were misquoted but the intent was there.)