He's Like a Bowl of Cherry Pits. . .

THE  BIG  PLAN FROM 

THE  MAGA  "THINKER"  MAN

"Look guys, youse gotta' thinks big! If youse wanna be the big boss, youse gotta look around the turnip patch and find the dumbest of the bunch for each department head job. That way, their fierce loyalty will let me step in and run every department. I think this stuff up 'cause youse all knows I'm the Thinker of the "MAGA Insurgents!"

"Now, youse guys hit the turnip patch and don't come back until youse have found the biggest losers out there. Grab Gaetz, Gabbard, Wiles, Homan, Stefanik, Miller, Scavino, Zeldin, Hegseth (layin' around over at FOX), RFK, Jr., Ratcliff, Huckabee, Musk, Ramaswamy, and maybe Rubio.

And that's how we got the squirreliest and dumbest unqualified cretins they could find.

Trump's plan is to take control of each department in our government, if he wants to truly be the dictator. It's how the mafia bosses - the Dons - came into existence. When youse get the dumbest in the patch, they are easy to lead. They will think they're doin' a great job!

Shoot - this stuff ain't nothin' but shootin' fish in a barrel.

That is, until the fish round up some guns and start shootin' back

They have four years to have fun, ruin our nation, and then crawl back into the weeds. . . unless we find a way to send them packin' sooner.  And I'm telling ya', we'd better find a way a lot sooner!