Zip up your pants and pack up your toy box. . .

'Nothing to see here, folks!"

Matt Gaetz, former U.S. House Member from Florida, is a two-bit make-believe politician who jumped out of a Cracker Jack box with a plastic MAGA membership card and absolutely nothing else of value. His goody-two-shoe looks charmed those young girls down in southern Florida's alligator and crocodile country and got him elected. 

However, those underage girls got him thinking he could have more than their votes and trouble met him around the corner. According to the House Ethics Committee report, they have a witness who has testified that "she saw Gaets have sex with a minor."

"Skippy" Johnson, 147th winner of the roll call vote to elect a Speaker of the House says that witness testimony will never see the light of day!  Think about that for a minute: An Ethics Committee witness gave evidence about seeing Gaetz having sex with a minor. . . but will never see the light of day. "Ethics" must not mean the same these days.

So, okay, kid. . . zip up your pants and pack up your toy box! You are evidently Trump's choice and are heading to your new office: the Attorney General of the United States of America!

May the saints preserve us.