Don't forget that fat little worm. . .

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wants to run the Health and Human Services Department under the Trump Administration.  Okay, when you stop all of that laughing, I'll tell you the rest of the story.

Around the time the president-elect began building a list of his Cabinet nominees, a news story broke about poor Bobby Kennedy Jr. His health problem was diagnosed as a "worm had gotten into his brain, ate its fill, and died." Could that really have happened?" the president-elect asked. "I've always wanted a Kennedy in my Cabinet. I've got an idea." And he went looking for Steve Bannon. "Steve, I want you to do something for me, and you're just the fat little worm I'm looking for."

Long story short, the little worm was reduced in size by a special machine they keep in Bannon's War Room. It can reduce anything, enlarge conspiracy theories, and make MAGA people believe every lie the president-elect has come up with. So, little Bannon, the worm, snuck in through Bobby Junior's ear and went to work. He was made up to look like Trump so Junior wouldn't know the difference. He told Junior that the boss wanted him to be in charge of Health and Human Services.  Of course, it worked and Bobby Junior has been running around the country telling everyone who will listen about the worm that helped him finally get into politics and continue the  good name of Kennedy!

And that is whywe will no longer have polio vaccinations, flouride in our water, measles shots, cold medicine, shots for typhoid fever, heart medication of any kind, preparation-H, Tylenol, and a host of other "unnecessary"medications. . .  according to Bobby Junior!

God, I'm glad at least we got a Kennedy back in government!

And the worm. . . don't forget that fat little worm!