The Trump Riviera
There are approximately two-plus million people in the Gaza Strip at the present moment. Our crazy president has decided he wants the two million people to get out because the U.S. is taking over the area. He has decided it will be the perfect spot for the vibrant "Trump Riviera." The reporters began firing questions at his newly-hired and duly-befuddled Press Secretary.
What do the residents of the surrounding areas think of this new and idiotic idea? Well, it'll grow on them as we progress. They hate it, don't they? Well, it'll take some time to grow on them.
Where are two million people supposed to go? Well, you know, there is a whole big desert out there and these kind of people are used to living in the desert. How are we supposed to know? Tell them to look for the sand dunes!
What is America going to do with the land? Well, you know, the President has a love for tall buildings with 75-foot letters that say "TRUMP." So he's thinking about turning the whole area into a Riviera - a Trump Riviera with lots of condos, gambling, nice restaurants, and stuff.
Why is America getting involved with "stuff" like this? Well, I guess that's what the president and Mr. Musk want, so that's what they'll probably get.
Now, you got to ask enough questions. Let's hear from all of those seven people who came in from FOX.
The rest of you guys from the other medias can leave now.
(sarcasm)
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