The U.S. House is going down. . .

The U.S. Titanic II with a few of it's Unfortunate Crew Members 

who trusted their Skipper 

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson has taken a few of his closest GOP House friends on a little cruise down the Potomac in his new boat "Titanic II." It was given to him by Mr. Musk. 

Mikey did make one big mistake, however. He shouldn't have taken it out on the Potomac when there was ice in the water. "Titanic II" is not ice-worthy and, unfortunately, Skipper Mike wasn't watching the strong current that took them right into a large chunk of "Musk Ice" and it went down in minutes. None of the occupants have ben found. 

Musk said later, "Damn, maybe I forgot to tell Mike and the House members that I forgot to put in the drain plug. Oh well, we're cutting everywhere and that will be just five more I won't have to worry about firing."

That, fortunately, was in favor of the Democrats -  which will give them just the majority they needed to take over the U.S. House!

I tried to yell to them that they were getting too close to the ice chunks - but, as usual, they don't listen to anyone but Trumpy.