Liberals. . . You can't live with 'em and you can't live with 'em

 PARTISAN  POLICE  FORCE

Trump says he wants a conservative-thinking police force 

to replace our FBI Agents

and will arrest all of those stinkin' liberal rats!

Good morning Mr. and Mrs. America and all the Liberals who are hiding in caves. We have another great idea from Individual Felon Number One, directly from his lunch room. 

The present FBI will be a distant nightmare in thirty days. I have ordered a new design for uniforms, badges, and police whistles. The former FBI will - in thirty days - be called the "PARTISAN POLICE FORCE" and you conservatives are going to love it!

Once my title as Emperor goes through, I will make the "Partisan Police Force" name permanent. That way, the "partisan" part of the name will always be permanent, too!

As we go through the personnel lists of current FBI agents, we will weed out all of those people who are liberals. We sure don't need any of those people harrassing our good (and always innocent) conservative members of our society.

We will be announcing the new look of the PPF in the coming  days. Please ask me if you have an quesions. . . and if current FBi Liberals have quesions, write them down and take them with you when you go to the unemployment line.

That is all.