Donnie's gettin' mad. . .

H-e-e-r-r-e-'s  Donnie

Hiding from his latest poll numbers, Donnie Trump is extremely apopletic. He is highly overcome with anger as he reads the latest polls from FAUX news. Donnie picks up the phone and calls Rube, the old man of FAUX news, himself, on his direct line. 

What the hell are you doing to me, Rube? How much have I paid you over the years to get you to run those phony news stories about my opponents? How much have I paid for all of your slimy, fake news stories? 

I'm in trouble here, Rube! The polls are killing me. They've got me underwater in my performance as president, my likeability, my tariffs, my choice of inept Cabinet bozos, and my DOGE ideas. Every stinking thing I've tried to do to make life better for the American people has been viewed as at the bottom of the polls! My polls could hardly get any worse!

And what do you do, ol' buddy. . . you run the damn polls on your lousy television network, too! And, they were polls you paid to have done!! And, they match all the polls that were run by everyone else!

So, Rube, ol' friend, what is this going to cost me for you to tell the world the polls were mistakenly aired by your precious FAUX news and you will be running the "right " story tonight!

Right?. . . ol' buddy?