Medication for Tariff Blues

 Straight From the Drug Counter of Dr. Trump

Now Available -  and Better Than Bleach

For Those Nagging Pains of Tariffs!

Dr. Trump has nailed it again. He was just what the doctor ordered when Covid crashed onto the scene. He knew right away what medical experts failed to notice: Bleach! Ordinary ol' Bleach will do the job - or die trying!

Well, he has, once again, confounded the Wall Street Boys, Financial Wizards, and the Liberal Press. Simply administer orally, three ounces of our new-and-improved bleach twice a day, for ninety days and your Tariff worries are gone! 

And, you have Dr. Trump's guarantee, too!

We all know tariffs are a pesky, stubborn and costly ailment. Dr. Trump's Bleach, however, will have you dancing with joy and tossing money around with your new-found retirement money on family and friends!

We all knew ol' Don would come through for us.

P.S. -  Be sure to take the full directions on the bottle for ninety days!