Only 3 dolls for Susie, but $400 Million plane for Donnie

The Deal Maker 

Is On His Way To The Middle East 

President Trump is on board Air Force One and headed to Saudi Arabia first on a four-day trip to the Middle East. Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman vowed to invest $600 billion in the U.S. over the next four years and it would be prudent to pay him a visit. 

However, the president made a special point to say this trip is all about his favorite subject: Bu$$ine$$. That means it's "Let's Make A Deal" time! He slips into his costume (see the photo above) of "Art of the Deal" on Air Force One and is ready to "hit the ground running." This is where we all get to stare at our toes and get as embarrassed as all get-out! He is in high gear and is making the world laugh at our nation once again!

When he lands in the country of Qatar, he will act as giddy as a young girl with a new prom dress. Qatar is in West Asia. It occupies the Qatar Peninsula on the northeastern coast of the Arabian Peninsula in the Middle East. It shares its sole land border with Saudi Arabia to the south, with the rest of its territory urrounded by the Persian Gulf - soon to be known as the Trump Gulf.

It is of special importance to Trump because the Royal Family of Qatar has offered to give a $400 million plane to the United States. It could replace Air Force One! Trump wet his pants when he got the news. It is not, however, a popular idea among many government people. . . Democrats and Republicans alike. Everyone wants to know what Qatar gets out of the deal. Trump wants to know when he can go for a ride.  He announced today from the White House that anyone would be a dang fool to turn down the gift. Photos of the interior of the plane are exquisite! 

So, while he has outlined three countries he will be visiting on this trip, Qatar is the one that's "wetting his pants!"

And I'll tell you something else; I'm guessing the plane will go straight to the paint shop and Trump's name and new title will be in forty-foot tall letters! 

This is the beginning of a new dictator on the planet! oops!. . . that just made him wet his clown pants again.