Being Wrong is Alright

How He Gets The Best Deals For Himself

Let's talk about his rather infamous "Art of the Deal" How-To Book.If anyone has ever claimed they made a pile of money after reading the book, they are now either in a federal prison, a county jail cell, or their wife wrote something obscene on his tombstone. 

First, it isn't even clear how much - if any at all - he authored in the book. It has been said he had someone "ghost-write" the whole thing.  Whatever, the thoughts and phrases obviously came from his criminal mind. If you can find him lucid, he will tell you there is no "art of the deal" - other than the deal where he swindled hundred of thousands of suckers into buying the book!

The real "art of the deal" was getting him elected a second time to the Oval Office.  That ghastly move is still stupefying people!  It was a mortal sin when that happened, and whoever tossed the eye of newt and hiney of frog into the caldron will suffer mightly for that witchcraft maneuver!

While no one of any sales talent has ever read anything that is legal within the pages of that book, it did seem to give him a few lucrative years.  Of course, we're talking about a man and his flying monkeys who are always innocent until they're behind bars, screaming that the judge and all the jurists are (censored) liberals, and someone has called for the hangman and undertaker. Then, they might admit they just may have done something bad.

The "Art of the Deal" is history, just like what he will one day be. And there will be a "post script" at the base of his tomb stone information that will read: 

"So long, Suckers and Losers!"