This is Urgent - Get Crackin', People

THREE  DOLLS 
FIVE  PENCILS

ONE  NINCOMPOOP  PRESIDENT

This guy has so much time on his hands that he has taken time out of his golf day to set a maximum amount of dolls and pencils that a school child can bring to school. 

He says some little twelve-year-old girls have been bringing as many as thirty dolls in their backpacks. That will overload his limits on tariffs and clog up the shipping lanes. There will be an overload in those shipping containers and really mess with his supply chain. Just who do these little snots think they can get away with dragging thirty dolls into a class room?

And some little snot-nose bogger brain tramps into school with two dozen pencils!  What's going on here? There is no way some bogger-eating boy can go through twenty-four pencils in a day!

Looks like it's time for another Executive Order. Clear away my week, secretary. Cancel my appointments. I've got to start writing my EO. A maximum of five pencils per each booger-eatin' kid and a maximum of three dolls per each gum-chewing little girl.

Maybe we can still save our tariffs if we put limits on what these booger-brain parents buy for their juvenile deliquents!

Good gawd, folks. . . America is becoming little human gimmie-pigs! And I don't think China makes any of those anymore!

$ave our Tariff$

LEARN TO SKIMP, PEOPLE!

I only had two pencils to last me for a month.

And my Barbie had to last all year!

DJT