The Plot Thickens!

 The Omnipotent One

America is going through a rough patch with a leader who believes he was elected to be the "Omnipotent One."

He isn't. He is actually just a run-of-the-mill con man. He is a psychological liar, a philanderer, a charlatan, a cad, a mob boss, and a convicted felon! We Americans have gotten too soft on crimes committed by the appointed and elected officials of our government. They are given more "legal wiggle room" than a warehouse floor full of earthworms.  Well, according to my reading of the law, he would win on a technicality, anyway. And, if he didn't, he'd win in the U.S. Supreme Court because he's a . . . you know. . . he's a Republican, isn't he?  So, let's just forget about this, Okay?

Nobody really knew why he wanted to run for the office of president again. Didn't he get kicked around enough? Didn't he face enough ridicule? I mean, didn't he get away with enough emoluments?

However, I have a confession to make. I, alone, know the real reason Donny ran for the job again.  You see, the last time he had it, he ran afoul of the law, soiled his family name and was eventually found guiilty in court of 34 counts of being a convicted felon!

This time, it was for redemption and restitution! He must find a way to go back in time, convince the MAGA folks that everything about Jan. 6, 2021 was just an illusion, and he wasn't even around that day. Besides, he's going to win and then fire all of those FBI agents who said bad things about him. And, as his nominee for Chief of the FBI says, "I'm gonna' fire all of the FBI agents on the first day, empty their building, and turn it into a museum the next day!"

Will that really work, Donald? How dumb do you think the American people are?  Oh. . .  that dumb, huh?

Well, you've got to give him an "F" for "effort," because so far it seems to be working just fine.

I hope all of you folks are okay with this.